" i came here with my dick in my hand, don't make me leave here with my foot in yo ass, be cool! ....... shake ya ass, but wash yoself! show me what you workin' wit!"

me: these people. they like to get laid so much that they build their entire career around telling others about how much they love it.
me: amazes me.
boy: heehee
me: what would ( Read more... )

hi. my mom's in town. i don't see her all that often, so i've been spending a lot of time with her and her friends 'cause she wants to show me off while spending time with her daughter and her friends at a same time or some shit. now i am a big huge fan of middle aged korean ladies, from the closet nicotine addiction to the oh so deceiving ( Read more... )

i'm baby/puppy sitting and finding my self repeating THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE A BABY ( Read more... )

넌 그렇게 날 핥아. 내 발끝까지.
모든 사람 앞에서 가장 비굴한 모습으로
난 이곳의 여왕이야.
누구도 날 어길수 없어.
누구도 날 피할수 없어.
그게 너라도 난 그렇게 널 밟아.

in comparison to some people i know, i guess it's kind of cool not being raised as a homophobic, sexist, cycle breaking, flesh eating, narrow minded, spiritually, and religiously dependant mental crippple who is scared of sex, but when december comes around, oh how i envy those non buddhists. everyones all going apeshit about christmas, channukah ( Read more... )

The full name of the tryptophan synthetase A protein, an enzyme with 267 amino acids, extends to 1,913 letters ( Read more... )

1. flashbacks ( Read more... )

during thanksgiving break, my daily routine consisted of getting up at 3pm, eating 5 bowls of rice, watching BET, eating some more, watching more BET, going out after some friends get off work, go back to bed, repeat. and i can honestly say that it was PERFECT. i also had the previledge of viewing the "50 dopest mc's" countdown on BET(106 and ( Read more... )

i got a BMX!
bikes rule, boys drool!

i can't believe i have one.
please. don't tell anyone about this.
i'll buy you e-candy.