Who would have guessed my last entry would have been so popular! My phone has been ringing off the hook for the last few days. I have been asked to lead a naked church where we streak for jesus! I have included a link to a picture of some of my followers worshiping me (and little jesus). Read more... )

Today I'm sad. I was looking at the calendar this morning and realized that I had not been naked in public for close to seven weeks. The naked yoga class I was teaching came to end around that time when one of my students claimed that The Sheep was not a known yoga position and that I was the only teacher who commonly wore a mexican wrestling mask ( Read more... )

This is my favorite story. It makes me glow inside. Boy. I love the pegasus ( Read more... )

I forgot to tell you about my upcoming record. It's going to be called "A Whole Lotta Man" and will be me singing cover songs of some of the tunes that made the man I am today. Here's the list not necessarily in the order it will be on the LP ( Read more... )

Hello groupies. I've decided to put myself and my feelings more out there in the public eye. I'm writing a book and recording an album. Soon I will be famous and very popular. My book is about international boobies. In it I will compare different nationalities of breasts. I have already found that the American boob is a very proud and sometimes ( Read more... )

I hate it when hot chicks go out with dumbasses ( Read more... )

I pulled out my back in CPR class today, no shit. It was during rescue scenario and I was carrying this doll and had a huge woodie and in trying to hide it, I was all contorting and holding the heavy dummy and then CREAK, there goes that old pain. Bunny love doesn't know the whole story, but she is nursing me tonight, with pills and hot chocolate ( Read more... )

My honey bucket thinks that I should go to counseling after two separate incidents that occurred just in the last couple of days. She thinks I am displaying sexually deviant behavior ( Read more... )

Today I have a huge zit. And I am a little smelly around the edges. I love Muffin but she just won't shut UP while I'm trying to learn about First Aiding. I am so screwed for this test ( Read more... )

I was thinking today which is always dangerous. The last time I really thought long and hard I found myself in a Thai jail with a woman named Harry claiming she was my wife. Anyways today I was thinking about how I like it when a woman has a bit of flesh to her but I also like a woman who is muscular enough to throw me around and discipline me when ( Read more... )