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I'm starving and looking at pictures of popcorn shrimp online.

Last week I walked into the Bank to change some mundane detail about my bank account. Sitting down with an older, Indian banker, I didn't intially expect a pitch about getting a credit card, but once it started, I was pretty convinced I'd built up a sturdy wall against whatever capitalist lies this American pig-dog was about to throw at me. Turns ( Read more... )

Six pages about US national culture due tomorrow. Current word count: 0. Current body count: 0, for now.

[EDIT: Current splitting headache count: 1.]

I have turned the brightness on my monitor all the way down, and I intend to keep it down. The ever since spring break, the computer screen's been piercing a thousand tiny holes into my bran by way of my eyes, and that shit's gotta stop. I'll be busy in front of this thing when i should be sleeping for, at the very least, the next 24 hours. To help ( Read more... )

The Colbert Report tonight had Ric Ocasek dissing Todd Rundgren. That's amazing.

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I'm beat, and have a million pages to write in the next twelve hours. Right about now the only thing keeping me going is the fact that every time I walk into my backyard, a cute little bunny hops across it. I wonder if every time it's the same bunny. Actually, I wondered but as of last night I've just assumed there is only one bunny, so I can ( Read more... )

When faced with daily challenges, just how ineffective is it to bury yourself in ancient Chinese philosophy and hope everything will go away ( Read more... )

Oof, watching a commercial where a desperate fella waits all night for his lady to call him, and luckily his phone has enough bars to accomodate this unhealthy behavior. AND there's an awful cover of "Hangin on the Telephone." Next commercial, like all commercials now, uses that song by The 5678's. Hoo hoo. hoo hoo hoo. All I want to do with my ( Read more... )