Who here has a twitter account?

https://twitter.com/mat_lewis

Maybe I'll actually post there.

Sometimes I feel like this guy:

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That's not true, I never feel like this guy.

 Also I don't recommend the spicy tofu from the chinese food counter in the Atlanta airport food court

I recently got a chance to climb a rung up the ladder at work. I still wash dishes occasionally, but I just started also doing bread shifts. Bread shifts are for making bread, casserole, mac and cheese, salad dressing, gravy, collard greens, and other random odds and ends. It's fun, challenging work, and it's helping me learn my way around a ( Read more... )

My roommate has been out of town since Thursday, and
I've been feeding his cat. Lil' dude runs to the food as
soon as I put it out, and eats it so fast that sometimes
he immediately pukes it back up.

Slow down, buddy! It's not just so you can savor the flavor,
it's so you don't fuck it all up and leave a pile of undigested
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I saw Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist this afternoon. It was really mentally draining, probably the most uncomfortable I've felt in a movie theatre. It made me so self-conscious seeing a movie that my 17 year-old self would have really identified with. Like psychic vampires sucked out my life force and used it to sell mp3 players. Apparently ( Read more... )

Can someone find a way to make going to synagogue less like going to the DMV? It's like I'm watching a millenia-old tradition die in front of me, and it's a bummer.

Oh yeah, happy new year!!!

RIP the economy. Sucks for anybody that wasn't already broke!

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on the 4th of July, with cinematography courtesy of me and bass courtesy of dude's left foot.

There are few things drinking beer in your boxers after work can't fix, at least temporarily.

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