For some reason I had a song stuck in my head.  Well the tune of the song anyway.  Now I'm at the computer, I decided to look up the lyrics just out of morbid curiousity.  Morbid was right!  Jeez.  I found a original version and the childrens version.  And the childrens version is at least twice as morbid as the original!

Children's (or Scout's) ( Read more... )

They say that life often imitates art.  It's true.  Just last Tuesday I was looking at a blank sheet of white paper.  Then I looked outside and it looked exactly the same as the paper.  Jeez, I'm getting tired of the snow.

It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all along, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in ( Read more... )

 I just finished watching a very odd Christmas like movie. It was called 'HogFather'. It was based off of the diskworld series. If anyone has ever read any of those books, it is obvious that the Author doesn't exactly think in straight lines. Coming from me, that is a compliment. In the movie there was one bit of philosophy that just amazed me. I ( Read more... )

Turkey's are boring.  Yeah yeah, stuffing and the usual sides will fill you up but where's the adventure?  If you are going to make it a holiday at least be creative about it!  Make a Turducken - http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

And just for fun, the Truducken song! - http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.mp3

But if you are feeding ( Read more... )

 
For Halloween I dressed up as a skeleton cowboy. That means I wore my cowboy outfit and painted my face up in a nifty skeleton style. That means that I had to shave off my Goatee. It was kinda funny because it wasn't until the next day after I washed off the face paint that people realized I had shaved. I had pretty much planned on that so that ( Read more... )

 It's officially my birthday again. I just turned 37. I like to call it my 6th annual 30th birthday. I'm not sure if you would technically count your first 30th birthday as the first annual one or if you woulda had to be 30 a full year before you could call it your first annual 30th. So I reckon it could actually be my 7th annual 30th. That would ( Read more... )

Well I've gone and done it now.  I've gotten the final bid to buy a house.  A bit over 3 acreas of land out in the country.  It's an old Classic style house with lots of personality.  Which probably means that there is tons of stuff needing fixed.  Oh well.  I can do a lotta that sorta stuff myself if I can get myself to buckle down and actually ( Read more... )

Well, I'm hitting the singles sites again. I've tried it in the past. I am usually good at first impressions and general flirting but when I get into real relationships and sharing personal information, it seems like I just don't have what it takes to live up the standards of those women who live up to my standards.

I found it again Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Go ahead and click the Title and hear it sung for you You know you want to You really really do Played quite often on the Dr. Demento  radio show I listened to in the 70's when I was young and quite impressionable and I thought that I had lost it for ever and ever but now I found it again ( Read more... )

Today is/was my birthday.  I briefly considered that once or twice this previous week but somehow it didn't click in until I saw the date on the company's time clock and realized, yep this is it.  I got some cloths from random family members.  A sweet chinese decorated short sword from my brother and a friend from work said she meant to bring in a ( Read more... )