Comments | tinacrawford: Where's Tina?

tinacrawford

Where's Tina?

Jul 19, 2001 17:20

Mother just licked my crotch... She's been raping me the past month or so, and locking me in the cellar behind a wall... Carolanne doesn't know where I am. No one does. Theres a citywide man hunt for me, but all I have is my computer, some dirty water, and my sanity... and that is wearing thin... UNDERSTAND... THE FIRST WORD--Ah, forget it... ***

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SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL RUNT. mad_cow July 19 2001, 19:59:42 UTC

...WHERE YOU'LL BE ONCE I KICK YER ASS!!

Re: SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL RUNT. joancrawford July 22 2001, 15:29:36 UTC

THE ONLY REASON I WOULD BE IN THE HOSPITAL IS IF I WAS THERE TO WATCH YOU GET YOUR STOMACH STAPLED......AND TO PAY THE DOCTORS TO "ACCIDENTALLY" STAPLE YOUR BOWELS TO THE BED!!

yes, where IS your mother... archiedavis July 20 2001, 10:30:40 UTC

her and i have, ahem.... BUSINESS, to attend to.

Re: yes, where IS your mother... joancrawford July 22 2001, 15:31:47 UTC

"...And when his love nectar was all spent, they drifted off into the bliss of sleep..."

I DO so love a good Mary Fisher Novel....what do you say we write a little bit of non-fiction romance?
Love, J.C.

that sounds good to me archiedavis July 22 2001, 15:55:08 UTC

you can be the clay, and i shall bring the chisel, my bonnet wearing beauty.

Tina!! joancrawford July 22 2001, 15:32:50 UTC

I...Uh....*whispers* Don't tell anybody that I raped you...

Love, J.C.

mmmmmmm....... angelboy777 September 20 2001, 06:17:11 UTC

this prince will lick your carpet clean, Tina.