Sorry Phoenix but I won't be gracing you with my presence this weekend after all.

Ugh.

This morning while driving & listening to "Love Will Tear Us Apart" I saw a mother & son crossing the street, the raspado stand closed for winter, a drug deal & a gay man jogging. Then I waited for a train to pass & while I was waiting I saw raindrops on the windshield, the Mexican man in the car next to me nodding, I started writing this down. I ( Read more... )

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Everyone wants to go see I ♥ Huckabees with me. Man, I am soo popular.

I voted Kerry for President & NO on Proposition 200. I guessed on everything else.

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I just got out of fingerprinting & it was boring. I drew naked ladies on my desk & left early. On my way home I almost hit a dog. When I hit my brakes a bottle of Boones flew out from under my seat ( Read more... )

Tonight a woman came into my work wearing a shirt that said "I'D RATHER BE MASTURBATING". She pointed to her mouth & asked "Where are your labia studs?"

How does she masturbate when she doesn't even know where her vagina is?

I don't want to have children because I never want to hear the words "Mommy, I gotta make caca" directed at me.

When a guy says that it is "blow-job week" that means that his girl is on the rag & just has to give him lots of oral sex.