Fake tits ( Read more... )

Rule #1: Leaving $2.00 every time you go out to eat is UNACCEPTABLE. This is not the 60’s, the cost of living has gone up, and a $2.00 tip is insulting, especially on those larger checks ( Read more... )

Hey, everyone! Look at this dumbass. It's a stunning example of why we will NEVER move forward, since some people believe it's okay to toss around the word "nigger" the same way as the word "asshat".

http://community.livejournal.com/thequestionclub/33918601.html

Math and I have a weird relationship ( Read more... )

You know you're fat when...

As soon as you get home, you take off your jeans and put on sweats.

Hey, you two who left me an $80 tip the other night: I've been waiting tables for three years and that was officially my best tip ever. And the $20 bills folded up like origami cranes...Nice touch.

1 down, two to go ( Read more... )

Call me crazy, but I'm beginning to hate Sundays because I don't have classes or work. This is mind numbingly boring.

Today in bio lab, we did an experiment to see how fast an STD can spread. The prof made 1 test tube that was "infected" and we each took our own test tube and mixed contents with just two other people. By the end of the experiment, 6 other test tubes were "infected" (That was half the class!) The way we could tell if we were "infected" was by ( Read more... )

In about 12 hours....

I'll be in NY!