On the moonless night August 24th, at 11:40pm, Rowan Toadpipe was born.

All tremble, and all that, for he is mighty, and may pee on you.

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Seven bits of music ( Read more... )

WOMBAT!!

Imagine you are a reporter, a tornado hunter in fact. You see a person clinging to a lamppost, trying to survive. You are in a heavy car and thus totally save even right next to the eye of the thing. So you drive nearer to the scene and you see that the person trying to survive is George W. Bush. Now you have two options ( Read more... )

Toadpipe --

[adjective]:

Smelling like turnips at all times

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

So, since the most relevant parties, family members and such, were told last night I'll let you all know also.

In about seven months, I'm going to be a daddy.

Feel free to be shocked and stunned, I was.

I live! Yes! I am not dead!

That is all, carry on.

After spending the begining of last week with the flu, I find out my face is about to explode. I get to go have oral surgery tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it. No, really, I can't wait. It's fantastic that my health insurance will cover it ( Read more... )

Llamas are weird. I'm house sitting this month for a man with two llamas and four sheep. I get to wake at dawn and feed them and such. It's fun, though I am not looking forward to mucking the stall the llamas live however ( Read more... )

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000085&sid=avOoTq8aXkU8&refer=europe

At least, so far they do, we'll see if it survives veto-stuff.