(at the pharmacy)
(lady in front of me)
(thoughts in my head)
"Hey lady, a gallon of skim milk, and a large bag of chocolate chip cookies, a diet does not make."

Gee willickers... it's been a while... inventory was this morning... i dislike waking up at 4am, to go to the mall and watch stupid people count shit... but i am now known as "Wonder Bread" with my coworkers "Honkey" and "Cracker ( Read more... )

Wow... It's been quite a while since i've updated my journal, and in that time, absolutely nothing new has happened to me... I rock with the lifeless lifestyle... oh yes... and everyone pray that it will be cheap for me to get my car through inspection ( Read more... )

I was over at my boss-lady's house, because she was hosting this gay pride party-like thing. I was in a room on the second floor, talking to my coworker Tori about how neither of us realized that all five of her sons were gay. Well, her one son arrived, and he had apparently just gotten home from Equador. Then suddenly, I was in Equador with her ( Read more... )

I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I'm almost 22 years old, and I don't see anything worth living for in my future. If that's the case, then why am I alive. I suppose I'm really not. I mean, on the outside, I exhibit all the signs of life. I eat, breathe, move, etc. But on the inside, I feel like I'm dead. I've been in a shitty, dead ( Read more... )

My cat is humping a stuffed Penguin. Damned defective cat

Cute Wawa guy was working again tonite. Very happy. I went in to buy my usual (two wawa half gallon lemon flavored iced teas), and 4 packs of cigarettes for mom. well, here is the general conversation that we had ( Read more... )

Ok, there is this guy who works the night shift at the Wawa near me, that I think is quite gorgeous. Well, he was working on the registers tonite, and there was this relatively cute customer guy in front of me. Well, when the customer headed for the door, I watched the Wawa guy's eyes move, so that he could check out the customer. Then I just ( Read more... )

I told my boss-lady that I didn't get the job at Payless, so she asked me if I was just going to stay with Spencers. I told her that I would, except that I couldn't afford to stay there any longer. So she put in a call to our District Sales Manager to attempt to get me a raise. The DSM had to get approval for a raise from the Regional Sales ( Read more... )