Um. Well...

[tomdubois]

I don't really know about this whole nude/robe office party thing, guys. I mean... Did I mention that the whole cyber-dating thing didn't go too well for Robert? He ended up with a stalker and he was held captive in his own bedroom by this unbalanced woman who really should have sought out some counseling... And then I was just trying to be a good

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[tomdubois]

Oh, well, thank you, Charles. I mean, it's not that I don't trust you. It's just, um...

Do I really have to wear a robe?

[tomdubois]

Oh, uh... Heh.

You'll be wearing, you know... undergarments, right?

[tomdubois]

Don't worry, the boys are fine. They're probably the least traumatized by the whole experience...

[smokingmerc]

See? I told ya! It was prob'ly that same crazy cunt that tried ta kill me.

[tomdubois]

... I suppose that is possible. She was very unbalanced. Sad, really.

[monarch_the]

Yeah, cyber-dates are a mixed bag. They're not all bad, though. Seem to have weird ideas about what to expect, though.

[tomdubois]

... Are... you going to attend this, uh, party?

[monarch_the]

Eh? Yeah, probably.

[tomdubois]

[judysebben]

There's nothing to worry about! Sebben & Sebben and all related properties are under the protection of Harvey Birdman, the world's greatest superhero-slash-attorney!

[tomdubois]

Oh, well, um... I suppose that is reassuring. I think.