It's amazing how many people I can run into in this world who think that it's just one helluva swell idea to drink mimosas and watch Saved by the Bell DVDs. Brunch tomorrow is gonna rock
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i wonder if you can overdose on those newtons. or on the preservatives alone. really though its sort of amazing to me your commitment to fig newtons. maybe you can write them a letter with your story a la those dunken donut commercials where they show what lengths people go just to get their shitty coffee. or sorta like a jared type testimonial to how well they keep your bowels moving.
did this tragic story really happen. it sounds amazing. count me into the soulless frame club because i read it out oud to soulless frame brian and he giggled too. it would only be more funny if beth love was driving the schoolbus. maybe she will be that when she grows up.
When I was locked in at the Four Seasons with P & K, they fed me PB M & Ms. No whisky, but totally frisky. Ed performs splendid tricks with his cravat.
I just finished watching Parrots and when I switched back to the television, Whoopie is on PBS learning that her family tree, at its oldest, dates back to Alachua County, FL.
Miss Fickle says...
anonymous
March 3 2006, 12:53:33 UTC
From Second-year Suzanne's blog, regarding Fig Newtons: So there I was, befriending the Nubian goat with the help of a fig Newton when he twisted around and ducked his head to lick his--his--his--
GIANT DRIPPING GOAT BONER! It was the thickness of a pretzel rod and nearly as long. Wow. I've got to start buying more fig newtons. Yick.
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did this tragic story really happen. it sounds amazing. count me into the soulless frame club because i read it out oud to soulless frame brian and he giggled too. it would only be more funny if beth love was driving the schoolbus. maybe she will be that when she grows up.
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read it and weep. with laughter.
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Whoopie is an f-ing ACR.
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I didn't think that story was funny until I read this. So, congrats you made me into a soulless frame like yourself.
BTW, I didn't know you had this thing until I saw the link on Nora's blog. You should post more often.
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So there I was, befriending the Nubian goat with the help of a fig Newton when he twisted around and ducked his head to lick his--his--his--
GIANT DRIPPING GOAT BONER! It was the thickness of a pretzel rod and nearly as long. Wow.
I've got to start buying more fig newtons.
Yick.
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