Do re mi. I am seventeen going on eighteen, I'll take care of you ( Read more... )

I was waiting for a good story to happen to me before I came back here. I think what happened last night might be interesting enough to warrant a return after a 4 month sabbatical ( Read more... )

It's amazing how many people I can run into in this world who think that it's just one helluva swell idea to drink mimosas and watch Saved by the Bell DVDs. Brunch tomorrow is gonna rock ( Read more... )

My mom used to always tell us never to write "Xmas" because "It takes the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas'". Only later did we let her know that the reason people write Xmas is because X, a cross, is a symbol for Christ dating back, oh, roughly 2000 years. It's an abbreviation that remains rather exceptionally true to its root ( Read more... )

what is wrong with white heterosexual men? i mean, why do they constantly have to rule the world with consistently discrepant levels of power? and why do they have to whine so much despite the fact that they rule everything ( Read more... )

you know, thanksgiving doesn't need a big ole turkey or mounds of stuffing and cranberry sauce. it just needs a jug of wine and a group of friends, and then we all realize exactly what we're thankful for.

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when it's raining outside, those are the times when i really count my blessings. not some sort of religious appreciation of all that god's given me, because we all know that assface hasn't done anything really productive (it's kinda hard to do stuff when you don't exist), but more of a gratitude towards humanity for progressing from its single- ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. being beardless:
   i grew one because i was tired of students thinking i wasn't their TA when i walked into class on the first day. it worked to make them at least ostensibly respect me more, on an immediate level. but then summer got hot, and trimming became just as obnoxious as shaving, and my grandma told my parents ( Read more... )

Here I am, in the library, still Internet-less. The college kids came back to town and raped Best Buy of their wireless routers. Now I'm going to have to go at least another day of 1-hour time limited library Internet usage. At least it's close to my house. And there's a 7-11 right next door, so I can reward myself with a Slurpee. Suck it NYC ( Read more... )