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Season's Greetings to all of my LJ friends and readers!

Over the next three weeks, my posts and responses to the posts of others will become erratic as I need to spend a lot of time (including nights and weekends) on cleaning out my office and turning all unfinished business over to other staff. I will need to quickly comb through old records and dispose of anything that no longer has value to my ( Read more... )

Things are continuing to move slowly down here on the farm. I'm still waiting for my second shipment of "dick-stiffener"; in spite of being told by both my urologist and my pharmacy that "everything is under control". If you've been checking in regularly and paying attention, you will recall that my first shipment of medicine turned out to be ( Read more... )

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old woman dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck ( Read more... )

After months of running numbers and weeks of soul searching, I did it. I turned in my retirement notification this morning. In five weeks, on January 6, 2006, I'll leave my current job, which I've held for the past thirty years. Only 20 more working days left here ( Read more... )

Do you ever have one of those Friday mornings where you wake up and say to yourself, "WTF. All that I want this morning is a good blow job. Then I'm going back to sleep and not getting out of bed until noon."

Recently, I read something that I found quite intriguing; maybe it will also interest you. A magazine article that I read asserted that, as a general statement, it could be said that men, as a group, have stronger drives for sex than women. However, it also went on to qualify this more general statement by adding that about one-third of women have ( Read more... )

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"You may get tired of this fuckin' company; but this company will never get tired of fuckin' you!"

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Right now as you are reading this, 17 million Americans are having sex! And you're on the computer. How pathetic is that?

Yesterday afternoon, November 15, 2005, approximately 3:00 PM CST, I HAD SEX for the first time in at least 15 -- maybe 18 -- months! And I'm talking real penis-in-vagina sex ( Read more... )