A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of 'boobies' are there ( Read more... )

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If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then there's no hope for you. I was laughing uncontrolably by the end.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges (who were experienced judges), the reaction of the third judge is even better.

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I was rather surprised at the INTENSITY of the "yes" responses to the poll that I posted last Friday! So far, I've noted six responses -- all "yeses" -- and no "nos". I wasn't sure what to expect; but I figured on at least one or more "eeeeewwww, gross" type responses. And as I said, the "yeses" recieved were mostly emphatic ( Read more... )

I have been working on and off on Installments 5,6,and 7 of "Temptation", (or Butch the Wonder Dog if you prefer). At the beginning of this week, I had thought that I would have Installment 5 ready for posting by this time; but alas, it did not come to pass (I was actually expected to work for my salary this week). Anyhow, I find myself in need of ( Read more... )

In commenting on my post earlier this week, "Local Man Gets Fucked!", tuskyn asked that I take a picture of my hard-on [when I get one (if you're an optimist) or if I get one (if you're a pessimist)] and post it so he could "see it". Well, tuskyn is kind of a horny little bastard in the first place and is constantly trying to lure me "to the other side of the ( Read more... )

As you may recall, I had high hopes for this past weekend. What I was hoping would be an "uplifting" experience, however, turned into a real "downer"! After I got home Friday night, I ripped open the waiting package and discovered, to my dismay, that it wasn't the right stuff ! ! ! ! Actually, it was the right 'drug', but the dosages were not pre- ( Read more... )

Now: before any of you ladies decide to take offense at my cheekiness, my presumptuousness; before any of you decide to call me a pig; this little humorous bit of stuff, was sent to me by a lady who thought that it was just hilarious!!!

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LOCAL MAN GETS FUCKED! The complete story at 10:00. =~_^

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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $125,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it ( Read more... )