... concerning my current case of 'limp dick' (see my October 14, 2005, post if you haven't got the slightest clue what I'm talking about). After three weeks of going back and forth with my medical insurance carrier, I've now been told that my CAVERJECT prescription will be delivered to my door step by UPS tomorrow!!! It is supposed to be tucked ( Read more... )

I listen to a morning 'drive time' radio show hosted by a man/woman team. The woman is middle forties, swears like a merchant marine (by her own admission, but obviously not on the air), and never appears to be intimidated or flustered by any discussion topic that comes up ( Read more... )

I have added a few new (female) friends in the past week or so. I would very much appreciate it if you would answer the questions that I posed in my October 4, 2005, post if you haven't already done so ( Read more... )

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... that I wrote for a female friend.

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, you would have produced enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

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I copied this little gem from xvblackno1vx's journal so that I could post it in my own journal. But maybe you'd rather read this from her journal. She is a much better story teller than I am ( Read more... )

... WOMEN ARE FROM SOMEPLACE ELSE (or something like that ( Read more... )

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful; but I do have one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two ( Read more... )

This mornings' mail brought me a lovely (belated) Birth Day Card. OK, it arrived six weeks past my birth day; but hey, it's the thought that counts, right? Thank you, Becky ( Read more... )

Those of you who read my journal on a regular basis know that about this time last year, I began treatment for prostate cancer. You will also remember that, in February of the present year, I had my prostate surgically removed. While this removal had a very beneficial effect as far as the cancer was concerned (a good thing); and while I only needed ( Read more... )