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number zero, number one, number zero, number one, number zero, number one.........
It could very well be awesome.
It could very well be shit.
Either way, it looks VERY interesting. Completely unnecessary, but interesting. And when it comes out in two or three years, there's no WAY I'm not seeing it.
In other crazy-trippy-music news, the bizarre Flying Like Wilma composition "The Man In The Ice Cream Van" is on Dr. Demento this week ( Read more... ) -
Oy.
I just had a REALLY stupid argument with someone at work today about George Carlin. She thought George Carlin was racist and anti-immigrant because she believed he actually wrote some hateful diatribe falsely attributed to him on the internet ( Read more... ) -
Important Question for Everyone
Imagine it's early 1964, and you are on the plane with The Beatles on their first trip from England to America.
Furthermore, imagine the plane does NOT make it to America safely as planned, but crashes on a deserted island in the middle of the Atlantic.
Which Beatle would you eat first? -
What's Grandpa talking about?
For the six remaining undecided voters in this country, here's the biggest laugh I've had all week:
I am DELIRIOUS with schadenfreude right now. -
Once again, we're all extras in a terrible action movie
I had an epiphany today. Don't "John McCain" and "Barack Hussein Obama" sound like really lazily-written character names in a really bad action movie ( Read more... ) -
Florida sucks a little bit more now
Last Saturday night marked the very final night of operation for "The Adventurer's Club" in Pleasure Island at Walt Disney World. Actually, it was the last night of business for Pleasure Island, period, as Team Rodent plans to turn that whole area into more bullshit "Downtown Disney" overpriced shops and restaurants. Blecch.
But nobody gives a shit ( Read more... ) -
My Favorite Thing So Far This Week
From The Onion A.V. Club's "Oscar-O-Meter," a description of Oliver Stone's "W":
Premise: An ignorant hillbilly (James Brolin) with an incongruously aristocratic bloodline fucks around for 40 years with the aid of mountains of cocaine, gallons of booze, and enough loose women to stock a Texas whorehouse. Then he discovers Jesus, buys a baseball team ( Read more... ) -
What the Zarquon?!
A brand-new, sixth "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" book will be released next year.
( And Douglas Adams is still dead. )
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