Ever since I first arrived in Los Angeles, everyone had warned me not to eat the pizza. “Nobody in LA knows how to make pizza,” they said. Surely, I thought, this must be a broad stereotype. I knew that LA had never grown its own style of pizza, like New York or Chicago or St. Louis had, but surely they could replicate those styles to a ( Read more... )

NI!

( Why I'm voting democrat... )

Are we ABSOLUTELY SURE that this "Sarah Palin" individual isn't just Tina Fey pulling an elaborate prank on the republican party ( Read more... )

Fucking hell.

( I don't understand pro-lifers. AT ALL. )

SHIT.

PISS.

FUCK.

CUNT.

COCKSUCKER.

MOTHERFUCKER.

TITS.

We'll miss you, George.

Hey, everyone. Sorry for the short notice about this, but I've been so busy with one thing and another that I forgot to post this when it was brought to my attention a few weeks ago:

Marissa and I, and our ode to class warfare called "Kid In First Class," are finalists in the "Comedy/Novelty" category of the International Songwriting Competition!

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I officially take back what I said about the Alvin & the Chipmunks movie.

Sure, it sucks. So does every damn movie that comes out. But we, as a nation, are strong enough to ignore this shit.

Seriously - if you Alvin fans didn't want your childhoods raped, then maybe your childhoods shouldn't have been dressed so provocatively.

What?

Apparently there's a biopic on Blondie in the works, with Debbie Harry to be played by Kirsten Fucking Dunst ( Read more... )

According to Tivo, the universe has exactly one week left to exist.

One week. And then, nothing. Mere dust.

An enormous cataclysm will break. Matter and anti-matter will combine. The universe will implode on itself and I suggest you duck, cover and kiss your ass goodbye.

Next Wednesday, October 24, 2007 George Carlin will be a guest on The View.

Yes ( Read more... )