There's, apparently, this chick in LA that has gotten acclaim enough for billboards.
And her name is Angelique.
Hmph, she's dragging my name through the dirty, naughty, condom flavored gutter.

And she's not even that pretty. If anyone should be Angelique the Porn Star it should be me!
I was born with this naturally orgasmic name!

I'm training to be a shift, it's not going very well. Mostly because I can't count ( Read more... )

How many of you would say "Fuck you" to your mother's face?

I have to find another place to live ( Read more... )

~Recipe*3 large spoonfuls of low-fat vanilla ice cream ( Read more... )

All right, first off I have to quit my job. No, I'm serious ( Read more... )

OMG Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is coming out in 1 hour and 35 minutes and I'm so fucking excited about this I'm resorted to abbreviations for oh my god, swearing and lots of fucking exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is sick that someone has been able to make reading this orgasmic. Hmph.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a man who comes into my home and stocks it with living essentials, using a plentiful supply of money from his own pocket ( Read more... )

Fucking horror movies, goddamn them!
When I go to see X-Men the scariest thing I want to see is Hugh Jackmen running around, bleeding, naked and screaming his head off. And that's it! No Zombies ( Read more... )

I still live at home and my home is roughly the size of some wealthy person's kitchen ( Read more... )