"Wasn't going through one horrible divorce enough for you? Do you honestly think, after that, that relationships just burn out?! It won’t be that easy to end, this’ll blow up in your face ( Read more... )

I killed my mother's fish the other day ( Read more... )

David Sedaris. David Sedaris. DavidSedarisDavidSedarisDavidSedaris, is speaking at UCSB, the local college here in Santa Barbara. This is the only time I've ever wanted to be a student at UCSB ( Read more... )

When I was young me and my mother were pretty close. I don't think I ever really stopped to wonder about whether it was nice to be close to her, whether it felt nice. I know I regretted it sometimes because...we spent so much time together and she was so over protective...it's like she got really jealous if I spent lots of time with friends ( Read more... )

11 minutes till war. W A R ( Read more... )

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME ( Read more... )

He leaned casually against the sink, arms crossed over his chest and tilted his head to look at her. His eyes, a nice watery blue, looked playful and intent ( Read more... )

"Ooo, something really bit you huh ( Read more... )

Last night I was driving down State St. (the popular downtown, hangout street in town) and in a restaurant window I spotted the back of someone’s head. It looked like Kurtis' head to me and sitting across from this head that looked like Kurtis' head was a very pretty girl. She was much prettier than me and thinner and had excellent hair and arms ( Read more... )

And then suddenly I realized why Eminem is so pissed off ( Read more... )