Sexual Healing

[totalvirility]

Even in my xanax-ed state last night, I managed to remember to set my alarm for 6:30 AM this morning, giving myself ample time to press snooze a few times before doing the bare minimum in preparation for heading out to the free clinic in Brooklyn and arriving around 8:00. I figured I'd have had enough sleep, what with being passed out in a drugged

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[anonymous]

the best story ever. You should go to callen-lorde next time, even though I swear the lesbian doctor I had wanted to kill me with the urethra swab. I was peeing blood for three days.

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[totalvirility]

Where is Callen-Lorde?
Is it free?

My urethra is still smarting.

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[anonymous]

Callen-Lorde Community Health Center
356 W 18th St btwn 8th and 9th ave.

212-271-7200
www.callen-lorde.org

It's nice because the doctors wear jeans and sneakers and everyone talks to you like you're a retarded little kid. Plus they have free finger-prick HIV testing now.

[klingrap]

Best. Fucking. Post. Ever.

Although I don't appreciate your stealing the glory from my story about how the case of herpes I was SURE I had turned out to be a shaving bump.

[totalvirility]

Certainly not trying to steal your glory. Hell, to hear the doctor tell it, the nick I got shaving this morning is just swarming with syphillis.

And leprosy. Leprosy!

[3rdworldcinema]

awwwwwwwwww; I hope you meet scott and get married

[totalvirility]

He wrote back!
Apparently his doctor was a little better, but he was humiliated by the screaming receptionist.
Without even being prompted, he told me he had said "I've NEVER had unprotected sex" before she freaked out and made him seem like some psycho bug-chaser.

He's sooooo cute.

[3rdworldcinema]

awwwww, yay!! I think this is the most adorable thing ever; you hafta at least date him what w/ this prime back story

meanwhile, if you feel like sending an imprisioned workaday carany any exciting, distracting f'ster links, please feel free to do so at david.harvey@gmail.com

[totalvirility]

uh, sent... shhhh!

don't, uh, write him or anything. you know?

[3rdworldcinema]

oh, and the way they treated you is CRAZY fucked up

[totalvirility]

awww, shucks.
So when am I gonna see you?
We'll have to drag each other out some night soon.

[totalvirility]

I'm taking another long weekend abroad (North Carolina) this weekend, but I'll be back for a long period of time after that....
And Anthrochica and I have vague, perhaps-to-be-unrealized plans with somebody else tommorrow night, but if they don't work out, what are you up to?