Fuck Sleep, Let's Talk!

Aug 08, 2003 11:02

I am very very tired right now, and working for an asshole, and I need to keep awake. So hey all you LJ people who are somehow reading this posting sometime during the day of Friday, August 8. Let's have a conversation! On my Live Journal! To keep me awake, or to keep me throwing a chair through my 50th floor window and following it down with ( Read more... )

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lifenxcess August 8 2003, 15:46:36 UTC
I can only talk about so many things on a Friday morning/pre-afternoon because I have a half day and it necessary that I buy diesel kid jeans today. As diesel kid jeans are only around $60 and I fit into them quite well I thought it was finally time I own a pair.
I have to say, if you read my previous post. My doctor tells me my stomach problems were precipitated by my high anxiety. It might do you well to take care of it now. Though I can't really speak because I refuse to take anti-anxiety medication, much to the dismay of damn near everyone.
I'm going to see British Sea Power this weekend. Are you going to any of the British Sea Power shows? You should. They're fabulous.
I don't like to talk about pop culture so we're going to have to skip that part and I must say, as lesbian, I don't really know what there is to say about their hair (though my hair is very soft and shiny).
Tis all. You know this is a lot easier with IM.

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totalvirility August 8 2003, 16:08:35 UTC
I don't have IM at work. I like the lesbians with, like, one half of their head shaved, and the other head spikey and died green, especially when they're 50 years old. That's some lesbian shit right there.

Offended? Respond!

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3rdworldcinema August 8 2003, 15:48:18 UTC
The 28 days Later boy is SOOOOOO hot; like ridiculously hott like Its unfioar that he exists hott (esp. b4 he cut his hair)

sigh

demi & ashton dating is TOTALLY arranged by PR, as are most HW relationships (see Cruz & Cruise)

I just read in the VV that the smoking ban is a result of mad politcing by some uber rich ex wall street exec who was on 20/20 being interviewed by Babs about raising two little girls w/ his faggot life partner like 2 years ago...heteronormative anti smoking politcally involved gays make me wanna protest some shit somewhere, somehow

meanwhile, I saw queer eye last nite,. which IOve previously been publicly rolling my eyes about b/c I figgered Id hate it b/c I hate everything and it seemed something like I would def hate...now that Ive seen it I cant believe how much I hate it; Im disgusted by the degree of my own hate...any body with this much hate for a TV show is definitely depraved...I fear the time is near when I flee to the paciifc northwest and worship redwoods

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totalvirility August 8 2003, 16:06:37 UTC
a. You may be the only person I know who thought he was cuter before he cut his hair. I thought he was adorable at the beginning, then when he shaved, I was like "DEAR JESUS STOP ME NOW". Ha ha ha ha ha! Please kill me.

b.I don't know if you can neccessarily call anti-smoking policies heteronormative; consider its presupposed binary pair, in which pro-smoking policies are homonormative. Considering tobacco comes from Kentucky and Virginia, I soooo don't think so.

c. OK, I also didn't think Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was going to be any good, and I saw a little bit of one episode while I was having a panic attack and told people later I didn't like it, but I watched it last night and fucking loved it. And I was even singing the guy's song afterwards.

Keep posting!

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3rdworldcinema August 8 2003, 16:16:14 UTC
it was awful; the fashion guy cant even dress and took a poor str8 guy to some chelsea fag boutique; the decorator was bland and they made fun of the poor guy behind his back...Im ok with it if they say these things to his face, but the cunty fags didnt and I hate them....they wer portrayed like snarky fairy god mothers

SO MANY ISSUES with it

I didnt mean anti smoking was het norm, just the fact that he's "married" and has 2 little girls

hafta get work done b4 beckers gets here to go shopping!

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totalvirility August 8 2003, 16:24:24 UTC
Hee hee-going shopping on your summer Friday, eh? THAT'S homonormative.

I was so fucking wasted by the time Queer Eye came on that I was sort of going to enjoy the TV even if it was just a blank screen. I love the fact that the fashion guy can't dress and put the big guy in shiny, shiny clothes and kept touching him. I love the way the fags come into the place in the beginning and rip shit up like the Cat in the Hat. I love the way everybody finds the grooming guy kind of cute despite their better judgment.
I really loved the way that after that we changed the channel to "Shock Video" on HBO and saw all these weird Japanese public access videos where people have sex.

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anonymous August 8 2003, 15:56:38 UTC
Just as long as we don't talk about how lousy lawyers are - Pulga.

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totalvirility August 8 2003, 16:02:08 UTC
We can talk about how lowsy my current lawyer is. But some lawyers are great, Pulga! Please keep talking!

Do you know anything about Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher? Evil or not? I kind of think it is, but I'm really not in the know.

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anonymous August 8 2003, 16:26:09 UTC
My boss will be here any second to break my arms for using the computer.
I agree with you, some lawyers are cooler than an Altoid blow job on a hot, summer day. My bankruptcy lawyer kicks ass. He thinks I'm a heeelerious degenerate and added an extra $200 in expanses to my "rent" to cover for the money I might be blowing on drugs and male hookers.
-mysteryfood

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totalvirility August 8 2003, 16:47:57 UTC
I keep ending up working for old man lawyers who think that any male secretary must just be incompetant. Secretary work's for the ladies!

Nobody even respects my degeneracy, and i would totally have blown that $200 on drugs and male hookers. Although in all honesty, most of my hooker fantasies revolve around me being the hooker, rather than me hiring the hooker.

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Re: repuglican anonymous August 8 2003, 16:40:37 UTC
I'll pretend I'm a republican for a while if it will keep you awake (whore that I am). I'm wasted after a grueling workweek, and can't think of a thing to do, but don't have the balls to just leave the office.

Go Bush!! WhooHoooo.
ZP (wasted as in tired, not drunk at the desk)

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Re: repuglican totalvirility August 8 2003, 16:46:20 UTC
I'm totally wasted on tired right now. I got wasted on booze last night to try to sleep a little, but then I sobered up before I got in bed. So I drank more later.

So how bout that Bush. And Cheney. You love Cheney, too, right?

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Re: repuglican anonymous August 8 2003, 16:52:37 UTC
Dude, Cheney is my personal savior. I converted my guest bedroom into a shrine: The Hall of Dick. Brilliant man, fabu vision for the country. I've taken to calling myself WarMonger in daily conversation to equate myself with his life energy.

ZP

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klingrap August 8 2003, 16:48:51 UTC
a)the guy from 28 Days Later is like so totally hot. And I thought he was cute with his hair and beard and such as well.

b)I think Justin Timberlake should be on queer eye foro the str8 guy so he can, like, tell the str8 guys they need to date movie stars, but they won't be able to because the str8 guys are slubs without pr people to tell them which movie stars to date. i know for a fact justin timberlake is gay because BSJ did him up the ass once when he was really drunk and had mistaken him for a devastatingly attractive wispy hipster boy he saw on the L train.

c)can women go into buddy booths? i tried to last night and my boyfriend wouldn't let me. he said they're for men and men only. you're gay. do you know if this is true or not?

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totalvirility August 8 2003, 16:55:07 UTC
I've never been to a buddy booth, and am feeling stupid. I am gay, but would probably fail much of the "Queer Eye" test, so I'm gonna have to ask exactly what a Buddy Booth is. It sounds like a sex thing, but where are they found? Just lying around?
I don't really think Justin Timberlake is hot. Am I the only one? Really?

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klingrap August 8 2003, 16:59:30 UTC
I've never been to a buddy booth either. Apparently, they are found in porn shops around Times Square. My boyfriend and I were near Times Square last night and I insisted we enter some of the porn shops, as I was curious about the sleaze-factor but too nervous to ever go it alone, and they all advertised "buddy booths" in the back. And I was like, "what's a buddy booth," and Boyfriend was like, "you don't really want to know." And then I asked if we could go in one because, you know, we're kind of buddies, and he was like, "no." So I figured it must be a gay thing.

I don't really know what Justin Timberlake looks like. I'm THAT oblivious to pop culture. Also, I don't know what channel queer eye is on. The only TV show I've watched in ages is Samurai Jack.

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totalvirility August 8 2003, 17:03:25 UTC
I love cable. I don't happen to own a working TV, but that's more a poverty-and-laziness thing than an aversion-to-TV thing. Besides, the Internet provides me with enough porn that I don't need additional entertainment at home.
Oh, I totally know the answer to your question now! No, girls can't go in. I went to a porn shop in Cleveland once with my friend Martha to buy whippets, and we decided to go check out the booths in back together, because we were fucked up and thought it would be fun, and we both like porn. But they wouldn't let her back there; when we were like "what the fuck?", they said that if women were allowed back there, there would be a lot of prostitutes back there. I don't think it was a gay thing so much, based on the clientel. But Cleveland was sort of the anti-Europe, where EVERYBODY looked straight, and redneck.

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