Total Virility And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

[totalvirility]

This morning started out way too early, after I slept through the alarm clock and then had my Dad freaking out at me

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[totalvirility]

I may well take you up on that. I'll help cook.

I like to cook.

[3rdworldcinema]

ugh, Im so sorry the floor fell out from under you so soon after your sundance euphoria. Nonetheless, this post testifies to your capacity to address things full on & with good humor, this resilance will carry you through most everything. And, hey, at least its not the big c.

how's the no cigarette thing going?

lix,
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[totalvirility]

Oh, the no cigarette thing isn't going at all. Nor, for that matter, is the no alcohol thing, as last night consisted of me getting into bed at midnight and drinking 3/4ths a bottle of rum I'd stolen from my parents liquor cabinet, watching the clock progress to 5:00 AM, when I finally passed out and had a series of inexplicable dreams about McDonalds. I have no idea what the fuck that was about.

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[3rdworldcinema]

bah, I cant believe yur stomach issues & boy drama coincided.......everybody's likely telling you to keep them separate, so one doesnt inflame the other, which is the best advice. I only wish I had some advise on how to actually do it.

[lifenxcess]

I'm sorry to hear about your bad day. Trumps my bad day. Perhaps we can go on the diet together as I am supposed to be eating the same things for my baby ulcers. Bah, it sucks. I know.

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[totalvirility]

Really? Are you disallowed tomatoes and citrus fruit, as well?

The tomatoes thing is kind of killing me. I know I'll be illegally drunk at a party and chowing down on salsa before I suddenly remember that my gastrointestinal tract is suffering due to my insensitivity.

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[lifenxcess]

Yes, alcohol, caffeine, anything acidic (including citrus fruits and tomatoes), greasy food, red meat, too many carbs . . . the list goes on and on. Pretty much the only thing I'm allowed are vegetables and I hate vegetables. Plus no caffeine and no smoking, well, that was just never gonna happen.

Is that rain? Or is it pour??

[adoniscapote]

And here I thought the poor girl who got raped in the claustrophobic tunnel in "Irreversible" was having a bad day...you hath gone above and beyond her woes.

Consider this a cybersonic hug from Chicago to Wisconsin, or wherever you're at as of this moment...and if you're staying stationary in WI for a bit, lemme know...we could meet halfway sometime and compare medical anomalies together.

[klingrap]

Holy shit. That all sucks so much.

If there's anything I can do....

Maybe I'll write you more friendster testimonials.