"Josh King. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you, yeah? And Campbell, you leave me one more soliciting call, and I will tell your wife about what happened in March 2005."

[For mun, or muse]

He couldn't rest once the idea was planted, and he was just grateful he hadn't thrown out his good kilt, or that Lachlan had a shirt and jacket that fit him.

[Follows THIS]Emma wasn't really nervous about talking to Josh, she was just a little uncertain about how he would feel about what she wanted to do. There could be enough potential issues in the whole thing to keep Dr Phil busy for a month, but she figured a lot of it wouldn't be relevent. Ever since she had seen Aiden with RJ the day Tara fell ill ( Read more... )

[ooc: backdated and set after THIS]Josh stood in Emma’s kitchen staring at the two pieces of rye bread. Rye, not white. Because this wasn’t going to be an ordinary sandwich. He’d even made a special trip to the store to get all this fancy gourmet shit and good bread, and now he was suffering from the equivalent of stage fright for sandwich making ( Read more... )

2.23. And it's so sad,
It's too bad
Maybe I can make you feel better
Oh maybe I'm supposed to make you feel better
Dark Blue - No Doubt

Co-written with missparamedic | Follows THIS

It was true that not many of the guests actually knew what was going on once the alarm was raised that something had happened. All Emma had been focused on was finding Andrew, and ( Read more... )

He hopes it's enough just to hold her, because he doesn't know how else he can help.

She's still talking to me after I showed up pissed and tried to serenade her with 'Whole Lotta Love', so I call that a win.

Your Favorite Color Says You're Cheerful


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13.9. “I am a great supporter of sex before marriage. Otherwise I wouldn't have had sex at all.”
| Vicar of Dibley

Co-written with missparamedic | Follows about a week after THISJosh wasn't sure whether he should be amused, or beg forgiveness. He hadn't expected Emma to get drunk so quickly, but the paramedic was a teetotaller of the highest order. He knew it ( Read more... )

Your Band Name is: The Fried Stockbrokers


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