Naginata seminar went very well. Trained on cliff top overlooking crashing sea. People were watching, though I'm not sure whether it was because we looked awesome or ridiculous ( Read more... )

I learned to use a Naginata for the first time ever last night. We learned how to manipualte it properly, and learned a basic kata ( Read more... )

The Jerk-off went well. The other guy built a viking longboat out of his jerky, with a white cabbage sail with sundried tomato stripes. However, he agreed that my jerky tasted better, so we used that to make a sea around it. So that people could taste the meat without destroying the work of art ( Read more... )

I AM CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN A MASSIVE JERK-OFF WITH ANOTHER GUY, AND HE IS GOING DOWN ( Read more... )

We are growing potatos in the garden, and they are producing flowers!

I had no idea their flowers could be so beautiful.

Pretty Potato!

I have now started looking for the flowers of various common vegetables on the internet, but I still think potatos are the prettiest. The internets says that Marie Antoinette used to wear them in her hair.

So, yesterday Germany rather sound paddled england 4 - 1 in the World Cup. Not too surprising, I suppose ( Read more... )

Ha! Made you think that the government agents had come and taken me away! But they did not ( Read more... )

On Thursday, 6th of May, the day after my birthday, a lady from the Ministry of Defence will be visiting me in my home to interrogate me about certain things.

Yeah...

May have to tidy the place up a bit.

There has been much excitement in the last week or so about some high-up in dear old Mother Church claiming that gays had a tendency towards paedophilia (not to be confused with haemophilia, which incidentally does not mean being aroused by the sight of blood, or Philadelphia, whose founding ethos did not centre on brothers touching each other ( Read more... )

So, gigolohitman mentioned this 'game' called Dwarf Fortress in his last post. He has also been raving about it in person. I thought I'd have a look at it ( Read more... )