"Straight boys raised to believe that women exist for their pleasure will sometimes feel personally affronted by unattractive women, and alcohol makes them feel entitled to comment."

( i've been working on some things )

for FREE.

two items discovered in the vaults:

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[item 1: guns n' roses performing live with elton john, circa '92]


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here's to peas, binkusbee, vonnegut and fred rogers, all in heaven, eating some ice cream sundaes while wearing funny hats, and laughing.

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as i have been telling sahar lately, this is the new love of my life:

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he is the sous chef for charm city cakes, as featured on food network's "ace of cakes," and he may or may not like women and may or may not be willing to marry me and bake me cakes for the rest of our lives, but clearly sings very sincere songs and wears green shirts.

(watch before they take it down again)

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facebook has brought a really important question to my attention:
what would happen if you were bitten by a vampire AND a zombie?

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i think this might have just won back my love for jenny lewis.