So I was sitting in the bathroom just now, doing a good ol' Number Two. Everything was going as planned, following procedure, with nothing out of the ordinary. While I normally have the bathroom door closed, I had it open this time because I was listening to music and I wouldn't be able to hear it as well through the door. Hey, I'm home alone, I'm ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a long day. Not in terms of time awake, but in terms of distance traveled ( Read more... )

Do you find it annoying how the airlines are cracking down on everything these days, including banning liquids and forcing women to drink their own breast milk to prove that it's not going to be used for terrorism? Well here's a really cool way to answer it:

The Second Annual Movie-Plot Threat Contest

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Saturday was one of those days that leaves a lasting impression. The doctor said probably about 7 to 10 days.

( Joining the stitched crowd )

Oh... my... god!!!

I cannot believe there are people this stupid out there and I can't believe they have enough funding to actually put an "educational" video together.

Apparently, peanut butter disproves evolution. Yeah. Seriously. And the guy actually seems to believe it ( Read more... )

So my night started off really well. My friend C picked me up and took me over to J's place. J2 had already arrived, so the four of us started with some wine and cocktails and J cooked up a storm. This guy is an absolutely amazing cook... he's owned a couple restaurants in the past, and he plans on opening another one in the near future. Which ( Read more... )

Holy crap I'm so drunk I can barely type. Hell I can barely stand! This has been an absolutely amazingly fun night! After my paddling practice, some friends of mine came out to Pumpjack to wish me a happy birthday and oh my god did they ever get me drunk! I didn't spend a cent tonight and I can barely stand. You have no idea how long this is taking ( Read more... )

So today is the day. Today is the day I turn 30. Today is the day my metabolism shuts down, my joints seize up, and my hair either turns completely gray or just falls right out. Yes, today is the day I become old ( Read more... )

So my company is changing its compensation program. It's played up like a big awesome change for employees, but when you cut through the spin, it's more of a cost-cutting program than anything else. The peons are getting screwed again ( Read more... )

"PS Triple" is the Shnizzle Yo!This n**ga gets all the honeys!'Sup bitches! Ya'll know that the PS Triple is the shit yo! That right bitches. Nobody want no Xbox 360. What, are they teaching geometry? Who cares about playing Gay-lo 3? And nobody want no Wii. The Wii? You can't pick up no honeys with a Wii ( Read more... )