Hallo~!

I'm quite busy at the moment, but please feel free to leave a message and your current location, and I'll be with you shortly.

If you are calling about my special services, please press 2 before the tone.

*BEEP*

What a fascinating communication device. What will they come up with next?

--Ah, hello, everyone! I'm very pleased to meet your acquaintance!

It seems that on the way here, I've lost track of something that I hold quite dear. Has anyone seen anything unusual recently? If not, please feel free to introduce yourself anyway. I'm interested in ( Read more... )

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