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[troutsocks]

i think i should update this more regularly than i do, but then i always hit the road block of what to say, and i hate chinchillas, even though they are soft and bleed from their eyes. its cute. i wish i could do it too

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[natalienothin]

dear Brian,
You are awesome and I had a great time meeting you even if you write me post replys as a phantom deer. bastard. thanks for calling me on the road, sorry i was in a deadzone. you're the greatest. well after God, and Steve... ok enough of this i'm off like a prom dress.

[troutsocks]

"well after God, and Steve... ok enough of this i'm off like a prom dress." I think this may be the first time this whole God/Prom Dress Removal phenomena has been documented in such proximity to each other.

It's curious really, how effortlessly you managed to bring these two bitter rivals together in one line of text. The only thing i can think of is that you strip for God on a regular basis.

STRIPPERS FOR JESUS! Not the buying the Messiah a lap dance "for" but rather the supportive meaning of the word.

[infatuator]

i hate you for getting me pregnant and slashing my tired.

[infatuator]

tires.

[troutsocks]

I think I liked slashing your tired way better.

And how pray tell did I impregnate you? My sex life went the way of the condor I'm afraid. It was all but extinct, until some nice Californians nursed it back to health. Then it realized that its saviors were dirty nature lovers with beards, and my libido commited sepuku.

I ain't yo baby's daddy!

[infatuator]

your mom.

[wickedgirl]

Chinchillas are mean little bastards once they mature, but they make nice lining for underwear.

[troutsocks]

nothing like chinchilla hair against your unmentionables, eh?

and you should log your AIM on.

NOW!

[wickedgirl]

Well, now that you have mentioned them... YES! You can't beat it :D

Logging on...

[ghostsinsheets]

this chinchilla business just reminds me of the fox statement.