Alright, crisis is over, yeah?

Real quick, to all newcomers, then, my name is Rory Williams. Welcome to Vertiline, I hope you're settling in. I'd love to assist anyone who needs any sort of... assistance. Just ring me up. I'm rarely very busy.

My fiancee is here as well, and her name is Amy Pond. But, uhm, don't ring her up just because I said you ( Read more... )

Hello, Vertilin... ians... I still can't get that quite right... but, uhm...

I'm just going to cut right to the point this time. Does there happen to be a priest around here? A minister? Or a judge, maybe? Something like that...? Just if anyone knows, I'd like to know.

Oh, or if there's, you know, someone other than those types of people who are ( Read more... )

Ah, hello.

...I never really know how to start these off. It's odd talking to a little box and then waiting for someone to respond. Would probably be less weird if it were like a cell phone, but...

Uhm, anyways, I want to make an offer. To those of you who've lost your mates. And maybe as something of a security for those of you worried you may lose ( Read more... )

Ah... hello. Fellow... Vertiline...ians... How are--how are things? [He pauses. And... realizes this is sort of silly, so he continues on.]

Well, uhm, my name is Rory Williams and I don't believe I've met many of you, so... here's my introduction to you. [There's some background noise of the outdoors as Rory is walking around his pod a little. He ( Read more... )