I'm beginning to really question whether or not all of this effort is really worth it. I may not be happier working for someone else, but at least I'd have a life...right? Too many secrets.

AFTER THIS PAST WEEKEND, WEEK, AND MONTH OVERALL...I HAVE LOST ABSOLUTELY EVERY LAST MORSEL OF FAITH I EVER BUILT UP IN HUMANITY ( Read more... )

Attention all buds and pals out there ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks ( Read more... )

So here are the photos to my new and completely redone room. Thanks go out to Sarah for helping pick out, paint, and do all of the work. You rock!

**Note** Smart ass comments will be screened as I know there will be a few posted from Pinner and the gang.


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This is without a doubt one of the funniest clips I've seen in a looooong time. Thanks to Ted Pilch who sent it to me.

Warning, not for children...lots of cursing towards the end.

Madman. Watch to the end!

Comment and ...
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something ( Read more... )

!!!NICOLE SCHAFER IS ENGAGED!!!

HOORAY FOR NICOLE!! =)

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then you're a butt monkey with no life! Well, I suppose you could be someone alright, but how would I know?

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Peace and chicken grease!
~Chris