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[tulkas]

I'M SORRY.

COME BACK, BOY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT it was tourettes

You aren't a dwarf! you areThe teddybear thing is true, though. BUT MELKOR WAS USING IT FOR UNSANITARY THINGS. IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

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[fatherofall]

...*slaps Tulkas silly*

stop that.

[varda_elentari]

Poor little Tulk. Want me to give you a pedicure? That always made you feel better before.

[tulkas]

Please? Your first draft child never came and did this to you. Because someone used Eonwe for his canon purposes first.

I'm too delicate for this sort of thing.

[varda_elentari]

Do I have first draft children? I wouldn't know. Whenever any of those first draft fuckers come knocking, begging for soup and bread and the like, I send Manwë after them with a stick. It isn't very effective, but it's damn funny and it distracts them long enough to let me make a clean getaway.

I know, honey. But look, I brought a bottle of that Precious Pearl Pink you like so much!

[nessathedancer]

Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

[telimektar]

*runs even further from home*