JESSICA ALBA LOOKS LIKE A WERTHER'S ORIGINAL


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I cite Ames's entry yesterday as evidence that we can contrive fun even on "boring" days where "nothing" happens. I'm going to give it a shot. First, go see The Puppy Channel hereI had DINNER OPTION #1 last night: the mug of tomato soup and mug of soy milk, chased by a hard-boiled egg and another mug of echinacea tea to finish. I am eating all my ( Read more... )

If there's anything to make me envious of you New Yorkers, it's this.

Go here.

Rachel's post inspired me to a QotD:

What five books would you assign to an alien race as required reading before they visited Earth for the first time? (Assume they're peaceful.)

Ames, I've discovered a new drink: Diet Pepsi with Lime. It is shockingly good.

1. I realized why I dislike Reese Withspoon's dress. It is SO Junior League cotillon debutante coming-out party. Very true to Reese's Southern background...but still annoying. It is also mind-bogglingly symmetrical. And so is she. Too much symmetry. Only half of her could have gone, and brought a mirror ( Read more... )

My comments are brief, because I have to work on something this morning, but I had to get 'em out...

In a stunning misjudgement, Naomi Watts wears shredded turkey.


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We have a perfect QotD for today: WHAT IS THE LAZEBO SLOGAN?

Also, Ames, I have not been regular since mid-January. I poop, like, every two days...and it sucks. Any advice?

Have a Solemn and Mindful Ash Wednesday, everyone ( Read more... )

My guilty pleasure for 2006 has arrived.

(They both need to put on 20-30 more pounds, but I won't be picky.)