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[turnip]

I could be having a great day and Facebook will send me an email saying "it's not as great as you think."

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[ttam]

My answer is "balls"

[turnip]

sweet + witty = sweaty

[ttam]

Damn straight!

[turnip]

art.

[amadea]

aaaaa! I thought! I couldn't help it! And then once I started thinking, I couldn't decide. It's like the friggin' Myers-Briggs, which I also can't handle (well, yes, I'm more drawn to the word "cold" than the word "warm" but that's because I'm trying to compensate for being a warm person so maybe I should just pick "warm" and that will give a more accurate picture of my aaaaaaaaaa)

[turnip]

some of their questions are on acid anyway, so it's hard to give a first-reaction answer!

[dosboof]

Initial rxn: Sweet. Coz I'd rather be than witty. Witty earns a man a stiff clip across the jaw. Sweet? Hugs.

Second rxn: Witty. Who the fuck wants to be sweet amirite?

Third rxn: Sweet. Because I knew an LJ-friend in '04 - '05 who was completely brokedown boy crazy and would make public posts about sex with OMG TMI OKAY and "witty" was her big thing and now every time I read that word I throw up in my mouth a little.

So, yeah, sweet. Sorry.

[turnip]

wow she sounds awesome. and obnoxious. I think she took the witty thing to the next level.

[dosboof]

Yeah. What was extra cool was when she saw me out on an early date with Becky once shortly after I'd helped her move and she leaned down to try to kiss me on the neck? Uhm, what? No?

So, yeah, defriending happened shortly thereafter. Whether it was my own good or hers she was too witty for one of us.

[turnip]

What was extra cool was when she saw me out on an early date with Becky once shortly after I'd helped her move and she leaned down to try to kiss me on the neck?

INAPPROPRIATE. Innnnnnnappropriate.

[stateparks]

I've been witty all my life, and now no-one gives me the benefit of the doubt when I'm actually trying to be sincere ....

[turnip]

my friend Garnet says irony is the new sincerity, so just hang in there till people start to recognize.

I can be very dry, and sometimes I come across negatively when I don't mean to.

[stateparks]

Feet are planted firmly on the sarcastic side. It's too late for me ... save yourselllf!

[turnip]

That was the best ever - I can't believe you remember that. What kind of guy approaches a total stranger and asks her why she's sweet? WRONG GIRL, BUDDY.