Just your random ten lyrics...I was intending to choose ten lyrics which made a nice little story.
This proved more troublesome than I first thought, so it might have to wait a while.

1. It started up in Fife. It ended up in tears.
2. We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline
Smoke on the Water - guessed by Urasni
3. Because the plot ( Read more... )

I'm now sitting at home with a bottle of beer doing an online training course (this one actually sounds interesting). Officially, I've got tomorrow off to do this. Unofficially, noone will notice or even give a rat's ass as long as I get it done ( Read more... )

So here's my take...10 songs at random from my MP3 (at least, 10 songs at random that actually have lyrics, this is more difficult on my MP3 than you would imagine). Next line please, song and band name for full marks ( Read more... )

So the Admiral says the war on terror is going to last 15 years. What happens in 2022? Is there something they're not telling us? Does it have to do with the 100th anniversary of the independence of the Republic of Ireland? Or even the 100th anniversary of Nosferatu, or the BBC? Or the Queen's Platinum Jubilee? Wil fragments from 73P/Schwassmann- ( Read more... )

Best line from this weeks Now Show:

"Apparently, there's a picture of Tony Blair in the attic at Number 10 that's getting more and more left wing."

Genius.

One of the poems read in the pub last night was Frost's The Road Not Taken, which I don't recall having heard in it's entirety since school. Even though it's not very long, it's only the last line that gets repeated. It got me thinking though that the poem is called The Road Not Taken and not The Road Less Travelled. It's the whimsical whiff of 'if ( Read more... )

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So I have been using most of my week off so far to explore my new local territory (though not marking it in the traditional manner, as this may cause offence ( Read more... )

It was Tony Blair who apologised after getting caught cheating,
and Blue Peter who decided they need an independent nuclear deterrent?

So, the local radio announced this morning that homophobic football chants are to be outlawed as of next season.
Presumably though Catholic supporters will want to exempt themselves from this.

In the meantime I have amended my organ donor card, which now bears the proud legend "NO CATHOLICS" in Tippex across the bottom.