Hey, thanks everyone for making me feel better. I think i get all insecure about everything i could possibly get insecure about in any aspect of my life when i'm all hormonal and tired. Thank you, guys. You always find away to make me feel ok.

This entry could also be called "Too Much Information." You've been warned, though possibly overly so ( Read more... )

i'm so excited and happy, but i feel like i'm not allowed to talk about it. So, here i say, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP MARGARET! And, again, i wonder how often i use that phrase.

claire: Still wanna play my show on April 8th? The Modern Machines are playin' it!
me: why are you people so into the Modern Machines?
Mass Mustard Eater: Because Nate. . .is smooth with the ladies.

( I'd rather be jumping up and down )

cheeto's licking his back foot ( Read more... )

Did you guys see that movie "Magnolia?" Did i just not get it, or was it really just that stupid? God damn. That sucked. Worse than "Swimming Pool." If anyone ever tells you to watch either of those movies, you can spit in their face for me. How can only ONE person question orally why there are frogs falling from the sky ( Read more... )

I think that the whole spilling salt thing was the cause of my bad luck. Ever since i started throwing salt over my left shoulder (into the devil's eyes) after spilling salt, my luck has been turning around. Everything's comin' up Milhouse. How many times have i said that in this thing ( Read more... )

hello, internet. who unplugged you ( Read more... )

i don't wanna work tomorrow. i don't wanna know i'm wrong. i don't wanna know i'm right.

everything has been better the last couple of weeks than everutjomg leading up to the last coupld of wekes.