Many months ago, in a land...almost exactly like the one I am sitting in right now, there was a day. A day that the Twilight movie was scheduled to be released, a day that was marked on calendars and written with glitter pen on the homemade covers of Twilight books everywhere. (Maybe that was just me?) And that day was December 12. Although that ( Read more... )

There has been some chaos around Twilight University lately, mostly related to the announcements about the upcoming Twilight movie sequel, New Moon. First it was announced that everyone's favorite stoner the director of Twilight, Catherine Hardwicke, would not be directing the sequel. And the general reaction to this in the Twi-Community has been: ( Read more... )

Twilight University would like to set the record straight, in case there are those of you who have not yet heard the news. Contrary to the beliefs of millions, Twilight is not, in fact, about money. Given the following report, it is about... something. Something deep and meaningful, but most definitely not about money. Although it is hard, if you ( Read more... )

It has officially been two weeks since the release of too much Jacob the movie Twilight. Here at Twilight University, much to our surprise, we still talk and/or chat about it with alarming frequency. Contrary to our belief that the movie would satiate our curiosity, thus causing us to finally shut up, it has actually had the opposite effect by ( Read more... )

As I am sure most Twilight University staff and students have, we have been pondering the mystery that is Twilight Tattoos. In general, the tattoos seem to be of the totally unoriginal variety: lion/lamb, book cover...um...that is pretty much it. A combination of both? (I am not-so-patiently waiting for the tattoos of Robert/Edward faces.) (Another ( Read more... )

Due to a recent rise in visits to the Health Services Clinic, the Clinic staff has asked us to issue an urgent health warning. It appears that the Twilight phenomenon has been pinpointed as the catalyst for a drastic rise in bloodborne and infectious diseases on campus.

Twilight University is, therefore, issuing some guidelines to help reduce your ( Read more... )

Dear Kristen,

This is explains so much. Now I know how you survived the screeching. And maybe why it can be really hard for you to finish a sentence.


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In observance of Thanksgiving, Twilight University would like to present a short program detailing a day in the life of a First American. Staff and students are encouraged to view the program in the spirit of cooperation and understanding.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Bask in the werewolf glory! 

So, as you may know, the Twilight University professors attended a very special midnight screening of the Twilight movie. And the people there really were *special*. This was the entire reason to go the midnight showing: to experience the total insanity. We are not judging...that much. Okay, we kind of are, but with a total understanding of where ( Read more... )

A few days have passed since The Movie was released, and we have taken that time to go over each shot of the movie in extreme detail. Because that is how we roll.

We did not go to the movie thinking it would transcend the cheesiness or insanity that is Twilight. So, we pretty much loved it with a love more intense than any love that has ever been ( Read more... )