One of the tenets of Twilight University has been for RPattz to Be More Awesome. Clearly, he has heeded our call, because although he has not been photographed in a cape or reenacting scenes from the Twilight trailer at the supermarket (THAT I KNOW OF), he has been trying his very hardest to either freak young girls out or turn them into carrot- ( Read more... )

Welcome back! We hope that the winter break allowed you to relax, refresh, and get recharged for the new year of Twilight. The Twilight University staff has been busy preparing for the upcoming semester. Spring offers a combination of outstanding educational offerings (e.g., a class on the feasibility of werewolf physics), extracurricular ( Read more... )

The staff at TwilightUniversity would like to apologize for the long absence. We currently operate on the Twilight All-or-Nothing schedule, which may explain the beginning of our winter break coinciding with the release of Twilight and ending with this article.

And because TwilightU and RPattz are like this, you know, like THIS, we managed to get ( Read more... )

Prof. Stew: How many Twimoms are decorating their houses with vinyl decals and wooden wall signs with quotes from Edward?
Prof. Pattz: All of them?
Prof. Stew: Totally.

Is it just me, or was today made of lameness? It was one of those days when you are so chagrined that you cannot finish a sentence. (Wha- I don't even- How could you- That isn't even-)

So, the 11 year olds love Guy Who Plays Jacob, and we will have to endure at least one more movie featuring the Teeth of Much Whiteness. (They are not beautiful! They ( Read more... )

From us here at TwilightU, we hope that you all had a happy and safe New Year's!


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We have scheduled this emergency announcement to share the news that there has been sightings of a Christmas stalker in various locations, including places of work, trees, and dark corners of bedrooms. To ensure that our students can identify this stalker, Prof. Pattz and Prof. Stew have created a life-size (give or take) representation of what he ( Read more... )

Time is running out to make the TwiHard in your life a happy girl (or emo boy) for Christmas. As a public service, the staff at Twilight University has compiled a list of must-have Twilight accessories for every preteen and TwiMom. Just print the list and head out to your local Twilight Superstore (aka Hot Topic). Nothing celebrates the Birth of ( Read more... )

To: Twilight University Faculty and Students

The best parody video ever that took very little thought/time and required absolutely no money on our part. You're welcome.

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From: Prof. Pattz and Prof. Stew

Although Christmastime has taken precedence over everything here at TwilightUniversity, we are not so buried in ribbon and cinnamon-scented pinecones that we can no longer recognize an important day when it arrives. What is this important day that has managed to pick us up out of our egg-nog induced red-and-green coma? This day is none other than ( Read more... )