Today we present the final installment in our four-part series: Twilight: A Review in Art. A bit delayed, but finally here. For those of you who are squeamish or do not enjoy tales of ripping offspring out of inhumanly hard uteruses (uteri?)...don't worry. Although, reliving this book for the sake of bringing you this magnificent artistic ( Read more... )

Okay, the movie has been seen, and what can we say without saying too much?

It was everything we hoped for (the everything we hoped for list  is forthcoming).

Our advice: If you can get into a sold-out show, do it. You have no idea how many times we were screaming BINGO, BINGO, BINGO!!!!! The crowd was so wonderful, in fact, that we may need to make ( Read more... )

All classes will be suspended today in observance of
National Twilight Day
A virtuous day of much sparkling dazzle and (hopefully) little chagrin
All students and faculty are encouraged to attend one of the many Twilight viewings. Information from this viewing will be on the final exam. Be sure to print out your bingo cards (which you may have seen ( Read more... )

Something has always bothered me about the Cullens' seemingly endless wealth. Essentially, the Cullens make piles of money in the stock market...because Alice can see the future? But, Alice's visions are dependent on some kind of personal decisions or will (or whatever). And they are fallible. So, how this allows the family to be the richest ( Read more... )

According to the official U.S. Twilight movie release countdown, there are a little more than 2 days left until the midnight premier of the movie. Which may be why Profs. Stew and Pattz are having an increasingly difficult time keeping their internal EEEEEPPs under control. For a few weeks, the official Twilight University showing has been sold out ( Read more... )

Finally, FINALLY, the day that we have been waiting for forever is almost here. We can hear the screaming now. Which must mean only one thing: The time for the Twilight movie is pretty seriously nigh.

In the past few weeks, we have reviewed the necessary related texts, created culinary masterpieces inspired by mutant hybrid babies, and documented ( Read more... )

This news is actually very sad, as a boy lost his life. But, it seems like a crazy coincidence to not be Twilight-related. Really? A 17 year old trying to stop a minivan from hitting another car? Do kids really think they can stop cars now? Is Summit behind this?

In other news, the world has completely lost its mind.

It is Friday, which means it is time for our third installment of As Forks Turns the Twilight midterm review. With one week left until the Midterm Exam (aka Survive the Movie with 500 Screaming Teens and Their Moms), this review will serve to highlight important aspects of the very, very important plot points in the third book. (Most of which seem ( Read more... )

According to twilightersanonymous, a few minor issues have cropped up at the Chicago stop of Rob Pattinson’s death wish tour meet-and-greet. (Warning: this news may be upsetting for those with extreme and unrelenting Twilight devotion.) It seems that tickets were given out early. It’s devastatingly true. And people (especially teenage fangirls, and ( Read more... )

It has come to the attention of the Student and Staff Organization Committee (SSOC), yet again, that not all members of the student body and faculty have declared their undying allegiance to a team. Several teams have been presented, and membership in those teams is limited. (I believe openings in Team Edward have all been filled.) But, do not ( Read more... )