I woke up this morning with my alarm going off ( Read more... )

Plan: Today was to be one of the happiest days of my life.
Execution: Not so much.

On the drive home this morning Nickelback's "Something's gotta go wrong" was played on the radio.  Becuase apparently the universe still hates me every now and again.

I was prevented from spending the day alone with a bottle of whiskey, so I guess that’s a plus

I don’t post here often, obviously. I don’t particularly plan on doing so more often. I’ll keep this brief.

So, it appears there’s a semi-popular opinion that Crystal and I just need to man up and hang out together and be buddy-buddy.

To those with that opinion: Fuck off.

If you’ve got an issue with this post, you’ve got my number.

I’ve been having bad dreams lately.

By “bad dreams” I mean nightmares so bad I’ve woken up screaming in the middle of the night in cold sweats. They’re not always that bad… they're not even often that bad... they are sometimes that bad. Some have been recorded in this journal for posterity’s sake, viewable only by myself.  Maybe they'll get released ( Read more... )

All I really want to do today is go home, climb in my bed with my fiance and go to sleep.

It would be marvelous.

Apparently smurfs are larval Na'vi.

I love my girlfriend.

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I've started a rubberband ball at work.  It's about 1 1/2 inches in diameter.

"Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania."

This is a real quote, from a real person, about a real sexbot...

Seriously?  What in the blue blazes is the matter with people?

Source: http://www.toplessrobot. ( Read more... )

Dear every goth, chibi-goth, etc. that I will ever meet,

Please come up with a more original name than Raven. I swear half of you are named Raven. Most of you had some awesome back story out of your favorite novel as to why you’re called Raven. Pick something else. There are other cool animals out there.

What about Opossum? I’ll probably take you ( Read more... )