Swirling down a glass half full ( Read more... )

Year after year you fail to forge an arrow with my name on it.
Year after year your Hallmark holiday makes me sick to my stomach and bitter at the world.
I hope you get hunted down and murdered you little naked flying faggot fuck.
You fucking little bitch. Fuck you. And then fuck you again. Fucker.


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When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad ( Read more... )

ive taken the liberty to put in bold the ones that i would seriously consider doing..

- Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.

- Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.

- Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner.

- Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.- Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to ( Read more... )

im freaking frustrated. at myself. at my situation. at the people around me. and it's not getting better..

Houston Evactuation:


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laura is one cool girl taking care of me this past week. took me to the ER. made me food when i can keep it down. letting me crash at her place lots of nights. etc etc.

laura rocks.

As the full horror of Hurricane Katrina sinks in, thousands of desperate columnists are asking if this is the end of George Bush's presidency. The answer is almost certainly yes, provided that every copy of the US Constitution was destroyed in the storm. Otherwise President Bush will remain in office until noon on January 20th, 2009, as required by ( Read more... )

'i love Momma Cool, she buys me pancakes..'

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends, THEY are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights..