my new live journal name is HumanCarl its a bit more fitting, seeing as how ive got HUMAN tattooed real big on my back

GO AWAY! youve never been this big of a problem!

so im bored outta my skull... and i decided to pull my hair through a frosting cap and see what i could do... the front was pretty easy... but getting to parts i cannot see was frustrating... i think i might just highlight a lil bit on the top of my head... because im anxious to get it done... and i think id be less frustrated if i actually had ( Read more... )

so the word that describes best what i bought at the mall this week is.... "Diva ( Read more... )

so yeah... i told myself id never get something that ever meaned anything special to me after getting my human tattoo... but my appreciation for those who work with their hands, and my appreciation for those who farm could not go unmemorialized on my body... i got a hammer on one ankle, and a syckle on the other... i originally wanted it in the ( Read more... )

so i might as well waste my time writing about how today was the first time i have shaved in 3 weeks... i had been clipping my facial hair when it got too long, but today i actually used a razor... and wow... talk about razor burn... it looks as if someone through a billion microscopic chinese stars at my face... lots of blood... also finally ( Read more... )

*flexes* ok yeah so im STILL improving at my job... yesterday i worked at a blistering rate... today, maybe not so much because my diet wasnt so great... and i just ate and im going into work with a slow heavy tummy... but im still going to leave everyone in my dust...

I am glory
i am achievment
i am perfection

so yeah... ive heard that maybe i come across as being on a "high horse"... and i have to disagree... im just cocky... and i deserve to be... lemme explain ( Read more... )

*flexes* so yeah... i didnt get much mirror time this past week... i like to check myself out at times because i remind myself about how good looking i am... and i really like to do that when im all shroomey and stuff... so when i got home and out of the shower ive been checking myself out... and the jury is in... i look better than ever *flexes ( Read more... )

imma try to find out how to lock this thing so friends only can read it... im about to vomit, im so upset... i still cant share everything... but i feel i can share a bit more if i know whos reading it... and seeing as how i just lost a best friend... i need to at least be able to spew it out on the keyboard... if you want to save me some time ( Read more... )