i had a great time today, hung out at a bar with a 40 year old and shot the shit with him, had my moms birthday party, and watched baseball and had a few beers with beachy... best sunday ive had in a long long time

I just watched baseball... well i tried, i fell asleep during the 9ths inning of a good good ballgame... i really hope the marlins knock the stew out of the yankees... it was some good long sleep, even though i had about 4 places to be

How come when i hear from a girl i havent heard from in 2 years i get all happy and excited, even when shes pregnant? its because im stupid... that the only explanation i have... at least i agreed to take her out to lunch... which ive been meaning to do for a long time

ok im going skiiing for a week! time off work, how did that happen? anyways i got real pumped for it last night when i saw my buds (havent partied with them in a while), these are the people i love... the types i want my kids to call "uncle" and "aunt"... i just cant see myself growing old without these people in my life

of the 60 or so choir chicks my friend invited to his party, 8 showed up... 2 were good looking and one was drinking... i was not able to spit game like i had intended and am very sad about it... I really wish the texas game was not on pay per view

Man im looking for some weird weird shit for halloween. Im going to a perfect circle in san antonio, and last time i saw them i reached a new level of crunkness, handful of painkillers+vodka+smoke=me convulsing in the parking garage at AMH. Im looking to out do myself and would be looking for some Horse Tranquilizers or opium, and the search ( Read more... )

I really hope there is some good eye candy at the party tonight. I really wanna peeps some honeys and lay down some disgusting mack. Oh and lots of leering. Leering at chicks is fun. Ugh ive got a drunken filled weekend, totally busy. But im really pumped this weekend because ive put in my deposit for the ski trip, and i will be sharing my joy ( Read more... )

So the past two weeks ive been trying very hard to pick up a few pounds, and ive lost 7. Something is seriously fucked up with me. All i want is like 10lbs of chub to pad my muscles and organs against the blistering cold i will face here in about a month, thats all. Not like im trying to balloon out to 250 or anything, but it would be nice to be ( Read more... )

we show up to dallas with no beer bong, DE! ZASTER! Everyone just expected the other person to bring it, and noone thought to call and remind people to bring it, because everyone expected everyone to get it anyway ( Read more... )

Silhouttes of human figures standing up straight with arms stretched out above themself... hovering mystically above the open hands is going to be glowing orb... and out of those orbs is where the vines will begin to crawl over my body for my next tattoo... I dunno why i think this is cool, but i think its the most brilliant thing ever... and i ( Read more... )