He couldn't tie his own shoes today, so I had to do it for him. Jesus. Is this what I'm heading towards? What all of us are heading towards? Bad knees and worse smells? Deaf ears and numbing rambling? And best of all, smart-ass relatives around to mock us behind our backs? Really seems to make it all worth it, it does.

The paper, the paper tastes just like paper and you wonder, should it? Maybe it shouldn’t taste like paper but you have no idea what it should taste like and that would be a stupid question to ask, for sure, is it supposed to taste like paper. Not that you need too impress anybody, surly youth and teenage angst brimming beneath the surface, waiting ( Read more... )

-If you're drunk off your ass with a full bottle of Jim Beam in hand, it is not wise to wander around campus and turn off your phone ( Read more... )

Name: Tyler ( Read more... )

What the fuck. I can't even read the text on this thing. I mean, I like green and all, but I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a (fucking) irishman. And go get Skull Ring, Iggy's new album, because I have an excellent taste in music and you don't.

We seek the meaning of life because we are mortal. Hmmmmmm.

-People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I ( Read more... )

To have regrets, I've always thought, is to entertain the notion that things could have gone differently. This is within itself ridiculous, because things can't. There is only one way to go and that's the way we've already gone. In some strange way it's almost like predestiny, that the things we do are so permanent, so unchanging. Perhaps it speaks ( Read more... )

How you can hear something without hearing it. Like the tick of a clock you suddenly notice. You can't see something without seeing it, or touch something without feeling it. I just think that's strange and possibly a plot of the alien overlords who rule our world. From space ( Read more... )

FUCKING SOCKS MAN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

There is a "vintage" line of clothing, all of which have these big red tags. Thing is, we are instructed to crumple and fold these tags (you can't tell but I'm saying tags with emphasis) as to make this line of clothing appear more vintage. Also when folding shirts we're explained a complicated process of folding, in which the end result looks like ( Read more... )