Spend five years of your life doing a PhD in Mathematics or something complicated like that at MIT or Harvard or somewhere. And work really really hard at it. Then, when you're siting your viva, and are asked for a thesis defence, whip your dick out and declare 'this is all the thesis defence I need!'. Then run out of the room laughing.

also i really hate capitalism

i really like suzanne vega, she is seriously underrated, fuck i am hyper right now, i am becoming disassociated from my body, i sit on my leg letting it go comfortably numb...

Arguing - that is, intellectually - is one of my least favourite things to do. Discussion, however, is one of my favourites. But it seems a particularly bad trait of LSE people that they want to argue. You put forward a thesis, and they rip it to shreds. What rubbish! A thesis is meant to be considered, nibbled, thought about, played with. This way ( Read more... )

So Lessing is playing golf, and someone asks him for advice, with any greek phrases to be translated into english.

'hole in one. this i know, and nothing else'

Fun thing to do:

Text a smile to people on your phone you don't talk to very much. You'll usually get a txt convo out of it.

I just brought my first pipe, a flawed one, for £9.00

Jessica received a letter in the mail telling her she needs to meet with the doctor in order to be on the cheerleading team ( Read more... )

Cider & blackcurrant with a shot of brandy/calvados

They say Red Bull gives you wings, only wine gives you wings, you idiot advertises! To after a bottle, what do I have to say. Well, I am listening to Robert Johnson. I was turned down for one of the LSE scholarships so am worried that will have to work for the next six months in my meaningless job in order just to pay some of my tuition fees, and ( Read more... )