Food took an hour to cook? Served half-raw chicken wings? No, this boy comes in and demands to speak to a manager because... I wouldn't give him a water cup. We're right by the bus stop so we get teenagers coming in pretty frequently asking for "water" cups and besides the fact that giving out all these cups for people who didn't even make a ( Read more... )

So I put this guy on hold to check to see if anyone had turned in his glove (who wears gloves in 50 degree weather anyway?). When I came back and told him no, he was like, I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE'S TURNED IT IN. THAT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE GLOVE! I was thinking, well, you better believe it, keep better track of your things next time. And I offered to ( Read more... )

I've only been to IHOP twice in my life and why the hell did they not have NUTELLA crepes on the menu then!!

So for literally months I've had Burn After Reading on hold, I vaguely remember maybe getting an e-mail saying it was ready for pickup, and then tonight I check my library account and today was the last day to pick it up! And its popularity has unfortunately not waned in the past few months and therefore still has 20 holds on it! I am not waiting ( Read more... )

Dear Customer Helping Herself to Change,

Where on the cup next to my register do you see the words "give a penny, take a penny"? Where is it stated that whatever is in there is yours for the taking? NOWHERE. So next time keep your grubby little paws out of my cup, which most of the time holds paperclips and pens, but occasionally MY TIPS.

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Some Germans came into Buffalo Wild Wings tonight! The server heard their accent and asked where they were from so then she came and reported the exciting news to me. So we went and sat in the next booth but it was kind of hard to hear, I thought about going over and telling them in German to please speak a little louder because we were trying to ( Read more... )

So this girl and I were talking about how annoying it is when people order up at the counter instead of with a server when they have a million special requests and on top of that, command you to make sure they get carried out, when shortly thereafter almost on cue, customer from hell walks in.

First he wants sauce on the side and no croutons on his ( Read more... )

How not to apply for a job ( Read more... )

I just got a merit raise! Normally they don't hand those out until after you've been working a year but since I'm so awesome they gave me a fifty cent raise! So if anyone needs to borrow some money, now that I'm making $7.75 an hour I'm gonna be rolling in it! My mom wasn't very impressed with my accomplishment, her response was to tell me to get a ( Read more... )