I still have a job.

A lot of other people don't.

It's been a long, exhausting day of people's lives being decided for them.

Why is it that anytime anyone ever knows anyone anywhere that has a pit bull they irresponsibly got but cannot keep, I am the first person they come to? It is for I am a sucker. And I do not want another puppy but damn she's cute and innocent and it's not HER fault some idiot thought she would be a fabulous christmas gift except OH she actually ( Read more... )

Have you ever done something really stupid and you just need someone to be all "That was SO stupid, what were you thinking?"

You can thank me later.

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Dear uber conservative co-workers, all of you;

You are hereby put on notice. I don't want to hear your shit. I don't want to hear your questions. The bet we made yesterday? I TOTALLY WON. And, bitches, I'm collecting on it.

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All I can say is... I'm in tears. I am so proud of our country right now. I am so looking forward to the next 4 years. It feels almost like the whole world has changed.

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here's a random update:

so we got XM satellite radio a month ago because i am way too high maintenance for commercials.

someone stole it out of our car last night.

bitches.

i got a pretty new camera for my birthday. so here's this:


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