david bowie, susie! you look like you just stepped out of that song about mars... girl with the mousey hair, walkin through her sunken dream... she could spit in the eyes of fools. or she would have done, in her old life. plus you've got bowie's bone structure just as surely as i've got a 70/30 split of jagger and richards.
howard didn't really run away, he just had to be off somewhere. chased a cricket down a drainpipe, probably.
Yes Bowie! I remember now because his face was all pretty like a lady's, like yours. Um not that I'm saying um. But awwww you're all sweet, you. Stop flattering me, honest, I'll get a swelled head and then my hat won't fit, haha!
Um well okay you know him and I don't. I still think it's not the greatest thing to go somewhere and not tell people. I'm sure he'll come back soon though! And I promise if I see a ninety-year-old homeless man with a caterpillar superglued to his top lip I'll tell him where to find you! (um that was the right description wasn't it?)
Cigarettes, what's that? God, I could really use one right now. You'd think that it'd be easier to find a cigarette in Yeah?'s flat but I guess he's really serious about protecting his unborn child.
Sorry, rambling. Yes, very nice to meet you earlier. Nathan asked me to make sure that Vince and Naboo didn't try to fondle you or whatever, but I think I fell asleep as soon as the Hollyoaks credits rolled. Anyway, they were gentlemen, right?
Yes they were perfect gentlemen thank you Claire! Don't worry, I used to take naps in the afternoon too but then I realised it might be stunting my emotional growth and now I usually do aerobics or have a cup of green tea.
I sort of like Hollyoaks too! I like all the girls on it, I think they're really believable as characters? I used to like Becca but then well you know she went to prison. Now I guess I like the McQueens. And the gay McQueen, the queen McQueen! Haha!
Napping in the afternoon isn't just an emotionally stunting pasttime when you're working from nine in the evening to nine in the morning. And for Jonnaton Yeah?, at that.
I don't know who I like on Hollyoaks yet, as I just started watching it. Isn't that Mercedes McQueen a homophobe, though? Poor JP. Oh but Carmel is fairly hilarious. But I have to say I probably relate to Tina the most of McQueens. She's just sort of low-key and doesn't really fit in with that brash lot.
Ah, if you can't tell we didn't have television where I lived before.
Ha you remind me of Tina a little bit except maybe more upside down and also you're not dating anyone right now um not that you need to be?
I'm glad that you're getting into television though, I think it can be a really educational pasttime! For example just watch Channel 4 TV for Schools! I caught this documentary about impressionism once (um from prison) and now I basically know everything about it!
Well that's a bit hurtful. But um I think better boring than dangerous, really. Like it's better for me to be hiding under a fishing hat than getting into the silverware and stabstabstabbing
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But hello Anthrax! It's great to meet you! You have a really distinctive look there, are they vampire teeth? Wow! That must have cost a lot. I was going to get a little diamond put in my tooth once but then I thought I'd just get beaten up and people would steal it or maybe it would fall out and I'd choke and die. So I didn't!
I was dead at the time. And I don't appreciate the accusations there, flaps.
You said you wanted me to leave you alone. Deal with the loss and don't try and draw me in, dicktits. It's not my fault your Idiot isn't exciting enough to capture your gnat-like attention fully, and that I'm the only person who could ever do that. IS IT?!?
Sorry Neon you're right. I asked you to stop talking to me and then I go and accuse you of something meaning you have to come out and talk to me, you're right, it's unfair. I'm sorry that I did it and I withdraw the accusation politely and cheerfully.
If you don't mind me saying though it does sort of seem like your style? Um maybe it's an old friend of yours and you could sort of ask around for me? Because I'm a bit scared that someone might be stalking me and hiding my hats, so.
Oh but I asked you to leave me alone and so um um well I'm sure you'll do what you think is right! Um. Whatever you like, Delia. Neon! Um.
What if it was me? What you going to do about it? Also, why would I do the right thing, ever? Unless it was fun and involved a lot of screaming, I'm not interested.
Well I'd um you know. Sort of. You know that wasn't very nice. But I guess I'd just ask you not to do it again, and trust that you wouldn't. Um.
Neon I think maybe there's a nice person deep down inside and maybe her name is Delia? I mean I changed and I think you could too. If you tell me where you are I can tell my therapist and we can all help you together!
Eh, what?! Someone wrote something bad about your therapist? The cunts. I'll beat them up, love, you leave it to your Nathan.
Fine hat, babes, well stylish. Apocolypse Now wibe, nice one.
Got any wishes for tonight, yeah? Wanna go out somewhere? Boatride on the Thames? Tea at the Ritz? Club? Museum? Cinema? Stay in? Your choice, princess.
Um there's that word again Nathan um. But thank you!! You're so sweet, darling, you really are. I mean don't beat anyone up because violence is never right, but I feel a lot safer knowing that you're looking after me. :)
Aw thank you! I really like it actually, although people did stare at me a little bit so I've been wearing it under my other hat. (The 'fishing' hat.)
Oh my god wow! Um um um. Anything you want, really. I mean I know you like to spoil me but honest I'll be happy with just a pizza and a video, or you know maybe an early night?? ;)
Soz, love, I've been watching too many kung-fu films.
Early nights are cool, babes, but don't you want to have a poke about? Get to know the area? (Other than just my area, wink wink.) We'll have a chatter when you get home, yeah? Maybe just go to the park and feed the ducks?
Well yes I suppose so? I mean I suppose I have been cooped up a little. It's just that I know your flat is safe and the outside world might not be, with all the muggers and the murderers and the people who write bad words on windows. Um but if you came with me it might be alright? Maybe we could have a picnic if the weather's good?
Um I mean I feel safe with you, Nathan, you protect me. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ !!!
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howard didn't really run away, he just had to be off somewhere. chased a cricket down a drainpipe, probably.
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Um well okay you know him and I don't. I still think it's not the greatest thing to go somewhere and not tell people. I'm sure he'll come back soon though! And I promise if I see a ninety-year-old homeless man with a caterpillar superglued to his top lip I'll tell him where to find you! (um that was the right description wasn't it?)
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Sorry, rambling. Yes, very nice to meet you earlier. Nathan asked me to make sure that Vince and Naboo didn't try to fondle you or whatever, but I think I fell asleep as soon as the Hollyoaks credits rolled. Anyway, they were gentlemen, right?
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I sort of like Hollyoaks too! I like all the girls on it, I think they're really believable as characters? I used to like Becca but then well you know she went to prison. Now I guess I like the McQueens. And the gay McQueen, the queen McQueen! Haha!
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I don't know who I like on Hollyoaks yet, as I just started watching it. Isn't that Mercedes McQueen a homophobe, though? Poor JP. Oh but Carmel is fairly hilarious. But I have to say I probably relate to Tina the most of McQueens. She's just sort of low-key and doesn't really fit in with that brash lot.
Ah, if you can't tell we didn't have television where I lived before.
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I'm glad that you're getting into television though, I think it can be a really educational pasttime! For example just watch Channel 4 TV for Schools! I caught this documentary about impressionism once (um from prison) and now I basically know everything about it!
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Too few of them black.
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Hi! I'm Susan! I'm a librarian and an ex-con and if I ever stabbed you up or called you a tosspot then I'm sorry! What's your name?
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You used to be all right. Too bright to look at, but all right. Boring now.
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But hello Anthrax! It's great to meet you! You have a really distinctive look there, are they vampire teeth? Wow! That must have cost a lot. I was going to get a little diamond put in my tooth once but then I thought I'd just get beaten up and people would steal it or maybe it would fall out and I'd choke and die. So I didn't!
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You said you wanted me to leave you alone. Deal with the loss and don't try and draw me in, dicktits. It's not my fault your Idiot isn't exciting enough to capture your gnat-like attention fully, and that I'm the only person who could ever do that. IS IT?!?
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Sorry Neon you're right. I asked you to stop talking to me and then I go and accuse you of something meaning you have to come out and talk to me, you're right, it's unfair. I'm sorry that I did it and I withdraw the accusation politely and cheerfully.
If you don't mind me saying though it does sort of seem like your style? Um maybe it's an old friend of yours and you could sort of ask around for me? Because I'm a bit scared that someone might be stalking me and hiding my hats, so.
Oh but I asked you to leave me alone and so um um well I'm sure you'll do what you think is right! Um. Whatever you like, Delia. Neon! Um.
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Neon I think maybe there's a nice person deep down inside and maybe her name is Delia? I mean I changed and I think you could too. If you tell me where you are I can tell my therapist and we can all help you together!
um it was her idea not mine
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Fine hat, babes, well stylish. Apocolypse Now wibe, nice one.
Got any wishes for tonight, yeah? Wanna go out somewhere? Boatride on the Thames? Tea at the Ritz? Club? Museum? Cinema? Stay in? Your choice, princess.
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Aw thank you! I really like it actually, although people did stare at me a little bit so I've been wearing it under my other hat. (The 'fishing' hat.)
Oh my god wow! Um um um. Anything you want, really. I mean I know you like to spoil me but honest I'll be happy with just a pizza and a video, or you know maybe an early night?? ;)
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Early nights are cool, babes, but don't you want to have a poke about? Get to know the area? (Other than just my area, wink wink.) We'll have a chatter when you get home, yeah? Maybe just go to the park and feed the ducks?
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Um I mean I feel safe with you, Nathan, you protect me. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ !!!
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