You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

There's an episode of Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda that immediately popped to mind upon reading this. In honour of that ( Read more... )

*sigh*

Apparently, I'm surrounded by pinko commie hippies. During the course of the strike, I received less than 20 posts on my f-list.

Of course, it could be because my non-hippie friends have lives on Friday.

Nah.

...I wouldn't do this otherwise ( Read more... )

It's not actually a story. Just some stuff going through Alan's head from game.

( Cut for the metagaming impaired )

... But I'm okay with that. Do you know why?

Because, as I said on Facebook, I'm not becoming a pirate, vampire, ninja, or werewolf. Because I'm a lawyer, and that's far too similar to any one of them.

1. Actuary

2. Corporate / Commercial Lawyer

3. Lobbyist

4. Civil Litigator

5. Criminal Lawyer

6. Lawyer

7. Politician

8. Judge

9. Criminologist

10. Librarian

11. Tour Guide

12. Legal Secretary

13. Operations Research Analyst

14. Hotel Desk Clerk

15. Funeral Director

16. Personal Financial Planner

17. Anthropologist

18. Activist

19. Political Aide

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COMBAT CARDS 2.1
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There's been a spate of Micheal Vick and stories about people nothing like Micheal Vick on my F-list lately, so I'll mention this ( Read more... )