Tomorrow morning at 0400 i'll be leaving for the marine corps recruit depot in san diego. Needless to say, i have a gigantic boner over this right now. Recruit training is going to be probably one of the more fun and exiting things i do in my life, although i'm not looking forward to the endless hours of drill or other stupid crap i have to put ( Read more... )

Yeah i guess people actually do this ghost riding thing outside of halo 2, and really there are no words to describe how i feel about this, although i will include "never attempted 'ghost riding'" on my list of reasons why i should be given 4 billion dollars. Back to the future 2 has a segment in which 2015 california is depicted, and in these ( Read more... )

i spent a wonderful 10-11 hours at MEPS today having my junk examaned and having old guys stare at my butthole, and doing retarded exercises like walking on your feet, walking on the balls of your feet, and walking on your balls. Thank god that shit is over with. I really hope i don't have to spend the entire day there when i leave, which might ( Read more... )

going to look at different jobs tomorrow/today, i was reminded of something this recruiter said about the army's new ad campaign and how lame it was that the marines don't get their kind of funding yet turn out far better quality military people, although he was much less eloquent about it, his thoughts on the subject were something more like, " ( Read more... )

So court didn't go so well yesterday, i basically got fucked over by having an idiot judge. Ever want a job where you can skip your work and show up an hour and a half late for work? Be a judge. Long story short i have to go through the district attourney's office to handle this now. I'm wondering how well boot camp whips you into shape. I ( Read more... )

i figured i'd start documenting this now, i went to meps(place you go when you join the military) today and took my asvab test and i got an 84 on it. Good stuff or so i'm told. Yeah by the way i'm going into the marines. Tomorrow is more signing shit and arranging a physical exam, which will probably be tuesday. Tomorrow might be monday by the

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One day i will make a device that will be capable of obliterating your tiny insignificant planet and then who's going to boss who around now big city jerks?

And fuck battlefield 2 and before i even have a chance to buy it become distusted with it and detonate a claymore mine on it, fuck the new shitty clone of the same game with futuristic gameplay flaws that those stupid bastards are planning on releasing. This game goddamn sucks. It gave me about 10-15 minutes of enjoyment and 10 hours of watching ( Read more... )

I hate my job. Fuck my job. My job is nasty and undisciplined and fucking retarded. I hate going there every day and realizing i'm walking into a fucked up situation for barely 10 dollars an hour and i'm a fucking manager. I hate the fact that some piece of ass was promoted above me for no reason, and i hate the fact that she is babied and does ( Read more... )

i decided today to quit my job. It is a stinking piece of shit job that i hate, and ever since they printed that bullshit newspaper article filled with nothing but lies and pictures of also lies, i have hated the company with such a burning passion i simply cannot continue to work there any longer. I don't have another job lined up at this point ( Read more... )